I welcome all of you to my blog.
Did you know that here at Tumblr,
We’ve got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Tumblr.
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools. ;)
Now that I've got you here at Tumblr
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Mayra and I am headmaster of this page, you can all call me Mayra. I also suppose you can also call me Maya If you want a detention, no. I'm only kidding I'll expell you If you call me Maya.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
we’re never gonna get over this are we
of course not
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
how fandoms make hipster posts better.