Did you just said dragons?

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

ashprincessmidna:

thepetcollective:

"How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

I can die happy now

ashprincessmidna:

thepetcollective:

"How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

I can die happy now

(via blablaelske)

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

(Source: snorlaxatives, via fake-mermaid)

stability:

stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 

last update: 
after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float

stability:

stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 

last update: 

after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float

(via although)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via sniffing)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via sniffing)

onlylolgifs:

When a cop waves you down to stop….

onlylolgifs:

When a cop waves you down to stop….

(via laugh-addict)

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via seedy)

124:

vinebox:

The white girls are scared for dear life

SHOOK

(via thefuuuucomics)

hellacatholic:

when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby” 

(Source: trashthot, via unsmokable)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

image

I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via myprovinciallife)

dulect:

being told to smile in family pictures

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(via myprovinciallife)