I welcome all of you to my blog.
Did you know that here at Tumblr,
We’ve got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Tumblr.
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools. ;)
Now that I've got you here at Tumblr
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Mayra and I am headmaster of this page, you can all call me Mayra. I also suppose you can also call me Maya If you want a detention, no. I'm only kidding I'll expell you If you call me Maya.
me: mom, i need money
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?