Did you just said dragons?

vvankinq:

narcimallows:

hamburgay:

blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This website is so inspirational

(Source: blank, via barack-obottm)

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

(via acciofletcher)

3rdcaveman:

finding-the-words:


smile-and-press-on:


hootowlforlife:


I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME


I SAW HIM TOO AND I WAS A WEEPING ANGEL AND HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BUT I DIDN’T MOVE CUZ HE WAS STARING AT ME SO HE JUST SIGHED AND WENT AROUND ME


I WAS DRESSED AS THE DOCTOR AND HE TRIED TO MOW ME OVER


I LOVE DEDICATED COSPLAYERS

3rdcaveman:

finding-the-words:

smile-and-press-on:

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

I SAW HIM TOO AND I WAS A WEEPING ANGEL AND HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BUT I DIDN’T MOVE CUZ HE WAS STARING AT ME SO HE JUST SIGHED AND WENT AROUND ME

I WAS DRESSED AS THE DOCTOR AND HE TRIED TO MOW ME OVER

I LOVE DEDICATED COSPLAYERS

(via raywag94)

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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(Source: dadvevo, via so-fucking-annoying)

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

(via barack-obottm)

the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
image

(Source: starbucksvevo, via unsmokable)

first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

(via terrakion)

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

(via hoebama)

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via damn-funny)

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons, via barack-obottm)

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

(via awdray)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via you-gotta-speak-up)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via damn-funny)