Did you just said dragons?

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

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w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time


i got u balloons

omg you are so cute


i got u a cat


i made you a cake 


i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

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i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

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thorki-hiddlesworth:


If I were a famous actor, this is literally how I would occupy about 43% of my free time.

thorki-hiddlesworth:

If I were a famous actor, this is literally how I would occupy about 43% of my free time.

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fiftythreecrimes:

cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh

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terra1409:

ten-tation:

tobycarsonphilips:

laugh-until-you-drop:

ilikedarrencriss:

somepatriot:

ilikedarrencriss:

reminder that ginny weasley married her celebrity crush

reminder that ginny weasly is a fictional character

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kate middleton had posters of prince william in her room

David Tennant was a Doctor Who fan from childhood, he grew up to become The Doctor and he married his favorite doctor’s daughter

Andrew Garfield looked up to Spiderman as a child

I like cake and i just baked one

(via castieleverdean)

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle, via castieleverdean)

prokopetz:

grrspit:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

I’m more struck by the second anecdote, in which he was evidently disqualified from jury duty for displaying the ability to do math.

prokopetz:

grrspit:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

I’m more struck by the second anecdote, in which he was evidently disqualified from jury duty for displaying the ability to do math.

(via misscritic)

speedyegbert:

stability:

mishagetsmekilled:

sassy-cas-attack:

mishagetsmekilled:

sassy-cas-attack:

boundlesscountry:

sassy-cas-attack:

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

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no risk no fun

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what did the supernatural fandom do to my post

fixed it

catsbeaversandducks:

Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks

If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.

All the cuteness via BuzzFeed

(via speedyegbert)

dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

(via damn-funny)

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

(via ugotafaceforasmile)

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via barack-obottm)

vvankinq:


fullmooney
:

it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
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