I welcome all of you to my blog.
Did you know that here at Tumblr,
We’ve got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Tumblr.
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools. ;)
Now that I've got you here at Tumblr
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Mayra and I am headmaster of this page, you can all call me Mayra. I also suppose you can also call me Maya If you want a detention, no. I'm only kidding I'll expell you If you call me Maya.
reminder that ginny weasley married her celebrity crush
reminder that ginny weasly is a fictional character
kate middleton had posters of prince william in her room
David Tennant was a Doctor Who fan from childhood, he grew up to become The Doctor and he married his favorite doctor’s daughter
Andrew Garfield looked up to Spiderman as a child
I like cake and i just baked one
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond
there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond
there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that