meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
friend: so who's your celebrity crush?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
laufeystarks: when you see someone attractive and you just
When we finally find out who killed Ali & who's on...
pllobsessedwithaliandliars: landslidesongbird: lmao
destielydia: assbutt-in-the-garrison: katnisstiel: camuizuuki: qsinoroyale: listen to me my children dean winchester has never expressed interest in men no you’re right never It’s honestly impossible for me to understand how people can interpret Dean as 100% straight. Please rewatch the show. OH YES Dean Winchester Is no doubt completely 100% ...
that moment of relief when you refreshed tumblr...
lolsofunny: fatcunt: (lol here!)
When you get out of school on a Friday
lolsofunny: lolfunniest: (lol here!)
missbeatlegeorge: somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity: dontbelieveincircumstances: mynamekyle: do you guys even understand? you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but on the real they mean n o t h i n g it’s just noises We are getting too self aware guys. ...
punsicle: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD
unfollower: timoodles: there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police i live in Cumming don’t talk to me
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
organizationxiii: cynicalxme: awordnerd: I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy. Biggest plot hole in...
sherlocks-one-friend: icantdotheonesteptwostep: shouldertappingghosts: haiirflip: today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice? Well thats what girls do
When my parents use the computer
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: Expectation: Reality: (lol here!)
earthnation: DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
nami565: rubywhiterabbit: nami565: are planets just the suns moons? does that make our moon… moon moon?